Finally got the chance to go this time; we've planned it out for the longest time.  I worked Ryan's shift yesterday cuz he had to fix his car, even though it's not fixed yet.  I ended up sleeping at around 3 - 4:00am cuz I had to eat dinner, take a shit (even though I couldn't), and rest my stomach before bed.  Then I woke up at 7:00am this morning to take Tiff to get her ID, since she hasn't had a picture ID before.  She's been using her ghetto Hazen one combined with her old permit.  It took us all morning to find 5 legal documents proving that she's who she is.  She was freaking out all morning cuz she wasn't perfect enough; all in all, her picture turned out perfect.  I think it's the best picture you can get that will last 7 years.  10 days until she gets the real ID.

It was around 12:00pm that we finally got out of the DMV.  We were both starving, so we hit up Sushi Land Marine Polis again for the 2nd day in a row.  Yesterday we ate $40 worth of food; god we ate so much.  Wasabi fried my sinuses, cuz I inhaled it, not knowing it was in the sushi.  Tiff and her damn soy beans haha.  She's gonna OD on those.  We got ice cream at Cold Stone.  She chose the flavor (Chocolate with Brownies and Marshmallow Sauce).  Omg gag.  It was too chocolatey.  It's all about the Cheesecake with Brownies and Strawberries.

After stuffing our faces, we went back to my house to hang out.  She doesn't really want to be home, which I don't blame her for; her parents are going crazy again.  I was so pooped out because I was helping 2 friends in need (Ryan to work his shift & Tiff to get her ID), so I passed out.  I sorry for sleeping while you were over; typically I wouldn't.  We took a lot of pictures with Tiff's new outfit.  Hotness.  I helped Fifi with her National Honors Society applications.  It sounds hella pimp, and she's gonna get in cuz of its sexiness.

We met up with Levie and Kat at 8:00pm since I was late.  We were all hungry so we hit Sizzler.  It was pretty damn good, except for the intestines that started coming out of my steak.  We got free salads; that was pimp.  Then we peaced out and headed up to Rick's De Ja Vu.  It was gone, so we went to the one in Seattle.  We got free discount tickets to Showgirls: De Ja Vu, so we went there.  We were scared of all the bums waiting outside.  It looked like they wanted to rape Levie and me.  We had to clench our buttcheeks so we didn't get taken advantage of.

There was only 1 cute girl in there the entire time, and she wasn't even a stripper; she was the waitress.  The first chick that was on stage was fucking insane.  She had a bionic ass or some shit.  It was moving on its own like it wasn't attached her to her body; even when she was stationary, the ass would move in insane directions.  It was oddly entertainly cool.  Tiff was mesmorized and kept laughing.  The chick saw her and started yelling a conversation back and forth with her:


Chick: Honey, what's so funny?
Tiff: ::giggles::
Chick: Come here baby, I'll show you something.
Tiff: ::giggles and nods:: ...no!


After she gets off stage and finishes dancing.


Chick: What was so funny honey?
Tiff: ::giggles::
Chick: Did you like my ass?
Tiff: Yes, it was amazing!


Guy asks for a lapdance from her


Chick: I'll be back baby ::grabs Tiff's right boob::
Alex: ::boner & holds down pants::


Other than that incident, everything else went downhill.  All the other girls were ugly.  There was only 1 other chick that caught any interest, but she was too skinny.  Tiff wanted her to give me a lapdance, but I wasn't really interested.  Literally, none of the girls in there did anything for me at night.  [EDITED OUT]

Some pictures Tiff and I took before going out.



In her jeans that look like dogs just attacked.  [EDITED OUT]



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